Bold (or change the color) of all of the following TV shows which you’ve seen 3 or more episodes of in your lifetime. Bold and Italicize a show if you’re positive you’ve seen every episode of it. If you want, add up to 3 additional shows (keep the list in alphabetical order).

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List the first ten songs that come up on shuffle play.

1) Ron Jones – Contact Lost (from Star Trek: The Next Generation – “The Best of Both Worlds”)
2) The Police – Synchronicity II
3) Brad Fiedel – Desert Suite (from Terminator 2: Judgment Day)
4) Spekkosaurus – Earthbound Sound Stone (C Major) OC Remix
5) Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers – Something in the Air
6) Shael Riley – Final Fantasy Motoya’s Hot With Destiny OC Remix
7) John Williams – The German Sub / To The Nazi Hideout (from Raiders of the Lost Ark)
8) Queen – The Kiss (Aura Resurrects Flash)
9) a-ha – The Blue Sky
10) GrayLightning – Legend of the Mystical Ninja Asian Twilight OC Remix

List the first five songs on your third playlist on your iPod
Playlist: Enigma

1) Enigma – Push the Limits
2) Enigma – Age of Loneliness
3) Enigma – Turn Around
4) Enigma – Modern Crusaders
5) Enigma – I Love You

List the first five songs from your favorite playlist on your iPod
Playlist: Drivetime

1) Enya – River
2) Dan Forden – The Cavern (from Mortal Kombat)
3) R.X.R.A – Little Light of Love (from The Fifth Element)
4) Pink Floyd – Is There Anybody Out There?
5) Steve Stevens – Atomic Playboys

1. Who is the last person you held hands with?
Er… don’t remember, honestly.

2. If you were drafted into a war, would you survive?
That’s debatable.

4. Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?
Not that I can remember.

5. Have you ever won a spelling bee?
Nope.

7. How fast can you type?
I don’t know, though I’m told it’s pretty damn fast considering I’m a two-fingered typist.

8. Are you afraid of the dark?
Nope.

9. Eye color?
Light blue.

11. When is the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
Years upon years ago.

12. Do you knock on wood?
Particle board counts, right?

13. Are you drinking anything right now?
I just finished a bottle of Shiner Bock.

15. Can you hula hoop?
Nope.

16. Are you good at keeping secrets?
I’m in IT. I have to be.

17. What do you want for Christmas?
Books, CDs, DVDs, and games.

18. Do you know the Muffin Man?
Isn’t he the Michelin Man’s cousin?

19. Do you talk in your sleep?
No, I snore loud enough to be heard across the house.

20. Who wrote the book of love?
Whoever wrote the Kama Sutra.

21. Have you ever flown a kite?
I think I was in second grade the last time I did.

23. Do you consider yourself successful?
I’d like to think so.

24. How many people are on your contact list of your cell?
138, though to be fair it IS linked to my Outlook contact list at the office.

25. Have you ever asked for a pony?
Nope.

26. Plans for tomorrow?
Work, work, and more work. (With lunch possibly provided by a consultant.)

28. Missing someone now?
Nope.

29. When was the last time you told someone ‘I love you’?
I don’t remember.

31. How are you feeling today?
A bit overheated, but good. (I had to go into an non-air conditioned area today.)

32. Are you black?
No.

33. Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
Nope.

34. What are you looking forward to?
The three-day weekend, and maybe a working vacation in October.

35. Have you ever crawled through a window?
I don’t remember having done so.

37. Have you ever eaten dog food?
I’ve never been that desperate for food.

38. Can you handle the truth?
Yes.

39. Do you like green eggs and ham?
As long as the green isn’t fungal in nature…

41. Any cool scars?
Eh, only if you count the one on my upper lip.

42. Do you like or have a crush on anyone? Do they know?
Possibly, and no.

43. How many kids do you plan on having?
I have no idea. Let me find a wife and I’ll get back to you.

44. What do you do when no one is watching?
That’s my secret.

45. Have you ever been in love?
Yes.

46. Do you talk to yourself?
Yes.

47. Is there something you want that you can’t have?
Yeah, but it’s all unrealistic stuff like my very own TARDIS… :-)

48. Three things about the opposite sex that you FIRST notice?
Their eyes, their smile, and their attitude.

49. Who are you thinking about right now?
No one.

50. Who did you last hug?
Ironically enough, Meredith on Saturday.

51. Where is your phone?
It’s on my desk, charging.

52. What was the last thing you ate?
Dinner, consisting of bowtie pasta in a tomato meat sauce, and garlic cheese toast.

53. Favorite color?
Black.

55. What is the last movie watced?
V for Vendetta.

56. What song do you currently hear?
Some weird techno song on the DirecTV music station.

57. What do you want?
Let me get back to you on that.

58. Would you ever date anyone on your friends list?
Depends on who it is.

59. What TV Show are you watching?
The TV’s switched off.

60. What is your cell phone number?
That information is available on a need to know basis.

I’ll go ahead and give the answers to the story list meme, seeing as I’ve given everyone a couple of days… :-)

1) Doctor Who: The Seventh Doctor.

2) Battlestar Galactica (new, not old): Kara “Starbuck” Thrace.

3) Mortal Kombat: Shang Tsung, guessed by ACJ.

4) Star Trek: The Original Series: Montgomery Scott, guessed by Sh|fter.

5) Batman: Ra’s al Ghul.

6) The Dark Tower: Eddie Dean.

7) Lost in Space: Dr. Zachary Smith.

8) Red Dwarf: Dave Lister.

9) Gargoyles: David Xanatos.

10) Darkwing Duck: Negaduck.

— Post a list of 10 books/movies/TV shows that you’ve had a fannish love of at some time in your life.
— Have your friends guess your favorite character from each one.
— You can cross out the show/movie/book and put the character when someone guesses.

1) Doctor Who (you’ll have to be specific here)

2) Battlestar Galactica (new, not old)

3) Mortal Kombat: Shang Tsung, guessed by ACJ.

4) Star Trek: The Original Series: Montgomery Scott, guessed by Sh|fter.

5) Batman

6) The Dark Tower

7) Lost in Space

8) Red Dwarf

9) Gargoyles

10) Darkwing Duck

It works like this: You reply to this post and I give you a letter ofthe alphabet. Then you drudge up 10 songs that start with said letter and put them in your journal (with these or similar instructions).Google/Discogs/iTunes playlists are for complete panty waists.

Demmie gave me “K”, so here goes…

• Led Zeppelin – “Kashmir”
• Geinoh Yamashirogumi – “Kaneda”
• Kitaro – “Kokoro”
• Tomoyasu Hotei – “Kill the Target”
• Blue Man Group – “Klein Mandelbrot”
• Metallica – “King Nothing”
• Big Bad Voodoo Daddy – “King of Swing”
• Bon Jovi – “Keep the Faith”
• Seal – “Kiss From a Rose”
• Pink Floyd – “Keep Talking”

Your Political Profile:

Overall: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

You scored as agnosticism. You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don’t believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God’s existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe. agnosticism 96% Buddhism 63% Islam 54% Paganism 50% Satanism 46% Christianity 42% Hinduism 42% atheism 42% Judaism 38%

Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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1. Which curse word do you use the most? Bloody, believe it or not. (If you don’t think this is a curse word, you’re not familiar with Brits.)

2. Do you own an iPod? I have a 40 GB 3G iPod.

3. What time is your alarm clock set for? 5:15 AM, just in case I need to be up early.

4. How many suitcases do you own? One carry-on suitcase I bought from an OfficeMax nearly seven years ago for $10.

5. Do you wear flip flops even when it’s cold? I don’t wear them, period.

6. Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture? I’d rather be taking the picture.

7. What was the last movie you watched? The Towering Inferno over at Dave’s apartment.

8. Do you or any of your friends have children? Me? No. I have some friends with kids, though.

9. Has anyone ever called you lazy? Several people, and on several occasions. Heh.

10. Do you ever take medication to help you sleep? Nope… usually don’t need to.

11. Which CD is currently in your CD player? Relics of the Chozo, which is a remix collaboration of music from the game Super Metroid.

12. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk? Regular.

13. Has anyone told you a secret this week? Not that I recall.

14. When was the last time someone hit on you? Er, I’m usually so clueless about such things that I have no idea. :-/

15. Can you whistle? Badly.

16. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Someone from our human resources division.

17. Do you think people talk about you behind your back? Very likely, and probably not all that flattering. It’s not that I’m down on myself; I just know people who don’t like MK Online tend to talk shit about it and those who work there.

18. Did you watch cartoons as a child? Did? I still do! (I wish they hadn’t cancelled Justice League Unlimited…)

19. There is no question 19?

20. Are you shy around the opposite sex? I’m shy, period.

21. Which movie(s) do you know every line to? Er, not sure, to be honest… heh.

22. Do you own any band t-shirts? I had an old Pink Floyd shirt and an old Jethro Tull shirt. I don’t have anything more recent.

23. What is your favorite salad dressing? Either honey mustard or (much preferably) caesar.

24. Who was the last person to make you mad? Probably someone from #mortalkombat or #tnl… heh.

25. Do you do your own dishes? Nope.

26. Ever cry in public? Nope.

27. Are you on a desktop computer or a laptop? I’m on my Powerbook G4 right now. My home machine is a self-built desktop PC.

28. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos? Uh… no.

29. Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos? Very likely not.

30. What did you do before this? I helped a user get his EDGE/GPRS wireless card working on his laptop.

31. When is the last time you slept on the floor? Hmmm… two years ago?

32. How many hours of sleep do you need to function? Five at a minimum.

33. Do you eat breakfast daily? Yep… cereal on weekdays and waffles on weekends.

34. Are your days full and fast-paced? Sometimes. It’s more feast or famine.

35. Do you pay attention to the calories on the package? Nope.

36. Do you use sarcasm? Yes.

37. How old will you be on your next birthday? 33.

38. Are you picky about spelling and grammar? Quite. If you’re going to express yourself, do it properly.

39. Have you ever been to Six Flags? I went to Astroworld several times, though the last time was back in 1993. I’ve been to Six Flags Over Texas once.

40. Do you get along better with the same sex or the opposite sex? I get along with both the same, really.

41. Do you like mustard? Preferably Dijon or honey mustard, but yes.

42. Do you sleep on your side, stomach, or back? I fall asleep on my stomach but wake up on my back.

43. Do you watch the news? Nope. I prefer to read it online.

44. One of your scars — how did you get it? I was running around in daycare, horsing around, when I ran full-speed into a younger girl who had just turned the corner; I hit her with enough force where my mouth hit against her forehead and my lip split wide open.

I’m a Mandarin!

You’re an intellectual, and you’ve worked hard to get where you are now. You’re a strong believer in education, and you think many of the world’s problems could be solved if people were more informed and more rational. You have no tolerance for sloppy or lazy thinking. It frustrates you when people who are ignorant or dishonest rise to positions of power. You believe that people can make a difference in the world, and you’re determined to try.

Talent: 41%
Lifer: 49%
Mandarin: 64%

Take the Talent, Lifer, or Mandarin quiz.