Author: D'Arque Bishop

Miscellaneous tech annoyances and musings…

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I have to admit that I’m more than a little annoyed right now with some of my systems. I had mentioned before that my PowerBook’s video chipset had appeared to have fried itself. Somehow, though, it corrected itself and is working properly now. I have no idea why, but since trying to help Louie with an issue with his own Mac, I’ve not had any video problems. Unfortunately, in trying to fix a separate networking issue, I appear to have seriously FUBARed the networking to the point where nothing works anymore. I even managed to track down my OS X 10.4 install DVD and tried to do a reinstall of the operating system, with no success. At this point I may be forced to try another reinstall, except this time wiping out my home directory and networking settings. I’m loathe to do a wipe and reload, as I can’t seem to find the installer for the iMovie addons I bought which do watermarking of videos (which is needed for MK Online). If I can find that, a wipe/reload will work nicely for me. There isn’t anything on the PowerBook that needs to be saved as it is.

I do admit though sometimes I wish I could justify the purchase of a new MacBook, but the problem is that I don’t do enough personal travel where buying a MacBook Pro is worth it. About the only reason I take the PowerBook as opposed to the work laptop is if I need to do video editing, and of the new generation of Mac laptops, only MacBook Pros have Firewire ports. Ah, well… I’ll figure something out eventually.

On another front, I’m also miffed because I had a supply of 20/40 GB backup tapes that Sean gave me some time back, and I can’t seem to find them now. They’d be useful, considering I’m reaching the limit of the 12/24 GB tapes I’m using for backups on my server now. I’ll be checking at the office tomorrow to see we have any unused 20/40 GB tapes there, and if so if I can steal some. The sooner I can get that taken care of, the happier I’ll be.

On a final front, I’m finding I’m using my Facebook account far more than I ever did my MySpace account. I’m guessing it probably has to do with the fact that my MySpace friends are mostly online friends, while the Facebook ones are mostly rl friends (even if many are ones I’ve not seen in several years). In addition, I’m finding that I’m doing most of the quick posts like status comments and amusing videos on the Facebook, while keeping the long posts on this site. It doesn’t really bother me doing that, either; I have it set up now where announcements about blog posts get posted over to the Facebook. We’ll see how it goes from here, but for now, I have no complaints. :-)

Now I just need to get some rest, because I have a long day ahead of me tomorrow, and that doesn’t even include searching for those tapes. Fun fun…

The Haiku History of Mortal Kombat.

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In my last post, I reposted a meme requesting information from my readers (more from the LiveJournal side). Well, on the post’s LiveJournal mirror, Jesse decided to ask me to post the entire history of Mortal Kombat in less than thirty sentences (400 words). I asked her to clarify; did she want the in-game history or the actual history of the game series? Her response:

“Actual history, and I WANT IT IN HAIKU FORMAT. WITH NAMES AND DATES.”

I decided to take her up on the challenge, and less than thirty minutes later had it done. Seeing as at least one friend really liked it, I’ve decided to make it available here for others to read. :-)
Read more “The Haiku History of Mortal Kombat.”

Another meme stolen from Jesse…

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I’d post a link to the original meme, but Jesse has it locked down as friends-only. Obviously the fifth question will only apply to those who have LiveJournal accounts or (more likely) are reading on the LiveJournal mirror of my blog. :-)

(1): Answer the following questions in a comment.
(2): Make it fun… feel free to read other peoples comments and reply. Make friends, add each other, mingle… and remember… have fun!
(3): Start a “Friendzy” in your own journal… and send people over here if the mood so strikes you.

Name:
Age:
Location:
Occupation:
What your LJ name means:
Gender:
Relationship/marital status:
3 words that describe you?:
Ask me a question you want to know the answer to:
Post a picture of yourself:

Midway appears to be doing a lot worse than I thought.

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http://www.mortalkombatonline.com/content/News/read.cds?article=1166

In an extremely surprising move, news came out today that Sumner Redstone, whose National Amusements, Inc. owned 87% of Midway Games’s stock, has sold all of its stock to a private investor named Mark Thomas for $100,000 USD. The move comes as Redstone is looking to pay off $1.6 billion USD in debt; according to the Wall Street Journal, this sale would secure a hefty tax benefit.

In addition, the Los Angeles Times is reporting a bit more information, in that the sale may not be as much of a steal as it seems. The company is valued at $30.4 million USD (with shares at $0.33 USD), but currently has well over $150 million USD in outstanding loans, not to mention the $70 million USD loan from National Amusements that is now owed to Thomas. With the company losing money this past quarter and Thomas reportedly being only a passive investor (with no plans of sitting on Midway’s board of directors or engaging in management decisions), the LA Times could very well be right that Thomas may be looking to divide and sell the company and hope to make a profit by the end of the day. However, this is only speculation; Mark Thomas has only released scant information on his plans through the attorney arranging the purchase, and is not granting interviews.

We’ll keep an eye on this story. As we learn more, we’ll report it here.

To read the Wall Street Journal’s announcement of the sale, click here. To read the LA Times analysis of the purchase, click here.

More and more, it’s looking like Midway’s getting closer to oblivion. While I have no doubt that Mortal Kombat will continue (if probably another developer and/or publisher), I can’t say I feel the same way about Midway itself. A shame, really, considering how many of Midway’s games I’ve liked over the years. We’ll just see how it goes…

I must be getting grumpy in my old age.

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Earlier today while at work, I was contacted by one of the engineers who wanted to talk to me about an error he was getting. Apparently this software he was testing (which shall remain nameless) was causing an error because it couldn’t reach the NTP server at time.windows.com, which is the default timeserver used by Windows XP. We generally don’t give our workstations at the office direct internet access, so I wrote back saying that it shouldn’t need to talk to time.windows.com, as we run our own internal timeserver. The engineer relayed that to the software tech support.

A bit later, the engineer relayed the response from tech support: it contacts time.windows.com for licensing purposes. I gritted my teeth and sent the following response: “In the interests of being politically correct and diplomatic, I will forego my normal response and recommend you put in a ticket for direct internet access.” The sysadmin finally came up with a more efficient workaround that I frankly wish I had thought of (aka, pointing time.windows.com to our timeserver’s IP address in the local hosts file), and we got him squared away.

What would be my normal response? The engineer did ask that, thinking it’d be something like, “WTF?” Nothing so mundane, I replied. My normal response would have been, “Tell their tech support to take their developers out back and have them shot.”

Either I’ve become a misanthrope or I’m becoming less and less patient with programming silliness. Companies need to realize that a lot of enterprises do not A) grant the workstations direct internet access, and B) do not allow the users to have local admin privileges. I can’t tell you how tired I am of fighting with applications by developers that don’t follow those two rules of thumb… gah. Ah, well. At least we’ve gotten workarounds so far, but it still annoys me.

And now, for something completely different: a musical puzzle game.

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I saw this mentioned over at Penny Arcade, and felt it needed to be shared with all of you. It’s a game called Auditorium, in which you need to use special icons/markers to redirect streams of light across the screen so that they hit these special targets that look like graphic equalizers. When hit, the targets start playing one part of a tune, so that when all targets are hit it comes together almost like a symphony. It sounds and looks beautiful, and is quite challenging. Fortunately, there’s no single right answer, so any way you can get it to work will be valid.

If you’d like to give it a try, you can play it here.

Ponderings on the diet…

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Well, the past month hasn’t been too kind to me, diet-wise. I’ve been fluctuating between 214 pounds and 219 pounds, thanks to not being good with what I was eating, extra splurge meals thanks to birthdays, and the whole Thanksgiving deal. Now that Thanksgiving is over, I can go ahead and concentrate on losing weight again. Granted, Christmas is coming up, but it really shouldn’t be too bad, and quite frankly with no real events happening this month other than that I shouldn’t have any real problems. We’ll see how it goes, though.

The thing I’m finding pretty funny right now, though, is the fact that if you had told me five or six years ago that Asian food would be a major part of my diet, I would have laughed in your face. However, that seems to have precisely happened. More often than not, I end up having pho or vermicelli for lunch at this place called Pho Saigon, which has locations right by my office and by our Creekmont location. About once a week or so I get Chinese takeout at a place right outside my subdivision called Hunam Garden, which is EXTREMELY convenient for me to pick up from on my way home from work. Also, once every week or two, I have sushi either at a sushi place or I pick some up from Kroger’s. It’s surprised me how much I enjoy it, especially considering how apathetic I was to it in the past. The main challenge I face now is getting Misty to try it, especially the Vietnamese stuff. Ah, well… maybe I can start her off slowly, like on sandwiches. :-)

Actually, on a side note, most of us in IT where I work are waiting for the boss to notice a bit of rebellion we’ve fostered. The boss goes to this Vietnamese noodle place called Steve’s for lunch, which is about a block or two from the office. He’s taken us there a couple of times, but the rest of us truly dislike it and prefer going to Pho Saigon. The boss, on the other hand, prefers going to Steve’s. We have no idea why, as one coworker ended up with roaches in his drink on more than one occasion, and another coworker waited an hour for her food (and when she got up to leave they insisted they were getting it ready, yet she could see in the kitchen and there was no one doing anything). Not only that, Pho Saigon has better food, bigger portions, lower prices, better service, and is much faster. To each his own… but we’re now waiting to see how long it is before the boss notices that every single person in the IT office now has a Pho Saigon calendar hanging by his or her desk. :-)

Ah, well. The nice thing about having a small bowl of pho or vermicelli for lunch is the fact that I’m hungry by 4 PM, which tells me that I’m eating less than before. As long as I keep this up, I might even hit the 195-200 pound goal by the time the parents and I go to Vegas (which is another post in and of itself). We’ll see how it goes… wish me luck. :-)

Some random game musings…

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Well, I finally got my hands on Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe. I’ve played it for a few days, and I have to say that right now, gameplay-wise, I consider it the best game since Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance. The fighting engine feels more like Mortal Kombat II than anything else, and not dealing with only dial-a-combos makes a nice change. I’m also liking the story mode; it’s not as flexible/non-linear as the Konquest modes from Mortal Kombat: Deception and Mortal Kombat: Armageddon, but on the other hand the story is better (and does a decent job of explaining why the worlds are merging), and the voice acting is far better. (There’s also nothing as ridiculous as in Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks, where Baraka impales a monk through the chest and head, and tosses him to Liu Kang and Kung Lao, where Liu asks him if he’s all right.) I haven’t played much online, though, but I’ve been consistently getting my ass kicked. Obviously I need more practice. If I had one major gripe about the game, it’s the fact that in Freefall Kombat, if you build up the damage meter enough to do a super attack, if your opponent counters they have access to that full damage bar instead of starting over. It’s annoying. Now we just need for some DLC to come out for it…

Also, Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix (wow, that’s a mouthful) was released this week on Xbox Live Arcade and Playstation Network. I’ve already downloaded it and installed it. The game looks and sounds GREAT, and the controls seem to be good. I just don’t recall ever being this bloody BAD at the game. Even on the easy difficulty in single player, I started getting my ass beat after the third opponent or so. Maybe I’m just out of practice, but I don’t recall doing so poorly at this game. Either that or I just need a more appropriate controller. Ah, well… I’ll keep plugging away and practicing. I haven’t even tried to play online, nor will I unless I play someone I know. :-)

I’ve also been playing some LEGO Batman. I have to admit, it’s a pretty cute game. I haven’t gotten to the point where I can unlock the villain chapters of the game, but I’ve been having fun so far. There’s just something innately quirky about playing as Batman and Robin in the form of LEGO characters… it’s got some definite comedy moments, but more of as a previously mentioned cute feel, and not the deadpan absurdity of the 1960’s TV series. I’m going to keep on with this, but so far I like it. :-)

Finally, I leave you with something Maxim posted. I’ve met Hernan Sanchez at E3 before. If you don’t know who he is, you’ve probably heard him. He’s been the announcer for every Mortal Kombat fighting game since Mortal Kombat 4. Well, Maxim got him to come by and do some more announcer-type phrases, but not the kind you would normally hear in a Mortal Kombat game… :-)