And now, a contribution to society’s observations…

Clarke’s First Law

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

Bishop’s Corollary to Clarke’s First Law

Any sufficiently advanced explanation is indistinguishable from bullshit.

Bishop’s Law of Houston Restaurants

If you eat at a sit-down Houston restaurant and the waiter tells you about the day’s specials, one of them will involve mahi-mahi.